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Created on 2001-03-25 19:28:22 (#83403), last updated 2009-05-25
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Basic Info| Name: | mud the bum |
|---|---|
| Birthdate: | 1981-09-04 |
| Location: | Washington, United States |
| Website: | Loose Slugs? |
BioA mini-biography. I once heard somewhere that auto-biographies were almost 130% bullshit, because it is impossible for someone to not give an un-biased account of their own life. They would mention the best things and neglect to inform us all of the time that they shit their pants on public television and everyone saw the stain. So how is it that you can trust anything I tell you here, about myself, in a " mini-biography? " I dont think that you can, or should - for that matter. So I will simply give you facts - facts can never be disputed or biased because they are inherently true. I will give a brief overview of some facts about myself - and then you can make your own mind up and decide what sort of person I am.
So, we begin.
some Dvds I own
What gets my Attention
This is the way the world ends
This is the way the world ends
This is the way the world ends
Not with a bang but with a whimper.
So, we begin.
some Dvds I own
- The Graduate
Falling Down
The Cowboy Bebob Series
Life of Brian
Dr. Strangelove
The Big Lebowski
H.G. Wells' Time Machine
The Back to the Future Series
Ghormengast
American Psycho
Taxi Driver
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
Office Space
The Truman Show
Heavy Metal
Or you could just click here.
- The Dharma Bums/On The Road by Jack Kerouac
The House of the Dead by Fyodor Dostoevsky
Thomas Covenant the Unbeliever series by Stephen R. Donaldson
Great Gatsby by F. Scott Fitzgerald
The Stranger by Albert Camus ( this is my favorite book )
Glass Menagerie by Tennessee Williams
The Dune series by Frank Herbert
Siddhartha/Steppenwolf by Herman Hesse
A lot of books by Kurt Vonnegut
A lot of books by Tom Stoppard
- Tiny Toons - all episodes on DVD
Upright Citizens Brigade
Bladerunner not Directors Cut
- Moaner by Underworld
You Lied by Tool
Tired of Sex by Weezer
Skatanic by Reel Big Fish
Anything by Pink Floyd
Easy Out by Pain
Is This Desire? by P.J. Harvey
Fourthly by King Missle
Total Eclipse of the Sun by Einsturzende Neubauten
Hijack by mc chris
- Playstation 2 & Xbox
Board Games, such as Risk
Chatting to random strangers
Chess
Poker
Road Ski-ing
Crown Royal
Debate/Arguments
- Although I am against the idea, due to popular demand, I will now present you with several quotes from people of whom have known me for prolonged periods of time. The quote will be a general synopsis of what sort of person I am summed up within three sentences, and is as follows:
cyclope45: "James is a shut in who likes push peoples buttons. Andrew, deep down inside is a soft emotional person. Collins hides his emotional side by lashing out at others."
trapped9dots: "James is a megalomaniac with a slight case of arrested development. He tends to spend too much time talking about masturbation and sex. Lastly, he has too much free time in which he seems to spend jerking off, playing video games, or contemplating more excuses as to why he is the way he is instead of being a productive, passionate being."
Dream Shad0ws: "James entertains with seemingly endless banter about any and all varied subjects; but he is quick to call you on a non-truth or any form of stupidity of argument. He can be placed in the standard categories of smart, witty, and 'gifted'; but he will never elude to so upon first encounter. He comes across as crude, absentminded, and dishevled in daily life; but with an uncanny ease for which what's in his mind becomes apparent as his true self."
GreenEyedFox16: "That is James Andrew Collins, but don't call him that or he will get hystariacal for no reason. James hates the fact that he has potential and seems to be trying to prove everyone wrong by not doing anything. It would be great if James would quit being scared of stepping outside this bubble he has created all by himself, take a deep breath,enjoy life and quit following the stupid rules that don't exist except for in his brain."
adult situation: "I am quite convinced that James Collins is completely insane. However, this makes for great comedy more often than not. He always seems to have my back when i need it, so hes alright in my book i guess."
What gets my Attention
- Women wearing the following :
- Garter Belts
Knee Highs / Thigh Highs
Stockings / Socks
- Ask me questions.
Confuse me.
Stand out in a crowd.
Are exceedingly happy and optimistic.
Look for the answers.
Hate things for no particular reason
Have blue, grey, or green eyes.
- A lot of people dislike me. A lot of people like me.
I have med-long hair, I do wash it daily.
I am currently employed at a call center.
I have a car with " TZA " on the side of it.
I think a lot about life in general.
I enjoy teaching people things.
I can sometimes be judgemental and prejudice.
I cannot spell the word " misspell " correctly.
I feel lonely in room with nobody else in it.
I generally dislike people.
I wander off topic, a lot.
I had the hots for Veruca Salt in Charly & the Chocolate Factory.
I dislike people calling me by my given name.
My gender : Male.
I am
- single, and desperate. More single than desperate.
eccentric, compared to you.
getting old (09 / 04 / 81)
honest.
somewhat intelligent, mostly deranged.
trying to think of something to type here.
more mature than most people I know.
terrible at remembering things.
confused by girls. and/or women. ( shy? )
heterosexual. although more asexual in nature.
done with this profile.
This is the way the world ends
This is the way the world ends
This is the way the world ends
Not with a bang but with a whimper.
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